Sometimes people make me sad.

Like when this is on the front of the "B" section of the Salt Lake Tribune.

(for those maybe not quite as grammatically adept--- only one "L" should reside between the "U" and "N.")

And yeah, I'm a little compulsive about capitalizing/quoting single letters. What about it.


Dear "S,"

Consider this your notice of the restraining order I have taken out against you. Your proclivity for attaching to my side is inappropriate and it makes the rest of us look tacky unnecessarily. We resent both  this and you. Don't come near me ever again.

Sincerely, the "Y" in "anyway."

1 comment:

Brie said...

you are a grammar fanatic too?? oh dear... i have found a friend :)