"Ok, who keeps eating all my zucchini?! It can't be gone!"
"I fell asleep in the bathtub." "Again?" "Yeah, again."
"It's.....snowing. Why is it snowing. Wait.....k now it's sunny. Now it's raining. Now it's sunny. Scarf or shorts?
"Chromosomes. I just..don't get them." (maybe I need to do a post like this for Biology..)
"Where. the. h. is. my. key."
"Can't. I gotta write a paper on the dying use of the subjunctive."
"I like neck bows."
But mostly this:
"Would you like to participate in my study?"
"Please. Please participate in my study. Please."
"Seriously, I'm begging. I can pay you. Kind of. With flattery. Or eternal devotion."