when I write an auto-biography, it will be titled...

My Life: My Sister Bought a Vest, and I Bought a Print of Jupiter from 1871.

I'll write about eating in the bathroom (alone) my sophomore year
and the power in donning head-to-toe black.

The end.

1 comment:

courtneykearns said...

And it will be a damn fine book at that. A book for the masses.