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"It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor man; choose wisely."  -- Mother, Cindy

My bank account could use some help. Anthropology coats aren't cheap, you know.
I have determined to abandon all quixotic notions of love and am now looking to marry for what's really important:  


 do the dishes (always)
make endless desserts
rub sore feet
flatter your face off
provide beautiful, dignified heirs to the fortune

please send all applications to paigeandyy (at) gmail (dot) com

include a photo
and disclose info on annual income

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