hi

1.10.2012

meanwhile, in the food court.

To the couple practically fornicating at the table next to me...

please. just stop. nobody wants to see you nibble her ear.
I worked as a lifeguard for four years. 
trust me, I've seen some horrific things.
you aren't going to shoo me away with your excessive PDA, 
or even nauseate me.
(though I can't say the same for the other poor bystanders trying to nourish themselves)
so let me eat my cobb salad in peace.
ok thanks.

3 comments:

Mr. Taylor and his Lady said...

oh gosh, definitely NOT a fan of pda. but that picture you pinned with this post...hilarious!
xo TJ

Yacoob said...

Awesome picture :)

A shame about the lack of decency in that couple, though...

samecookiesdifferent said...

a pda is so painfully - beware of it!

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