Friend: "I always know when girls want to go out with me because they all do."
Friend: "Tap dancing in his roller skates? Like who does that? Gene Kelley?"
Friend: "...and then I found out my boyfriend is gay. Well was gay. I mean he's still gay but we're not dating anymore."
Me: "It's because he's Canadian."
Look, I'm not a hater.
I actually think Canadians have very interesting vowel charts.
Some fine Canadian rising right there.
Spoken like a true Linguistics major.