Step one: wake up. put on favorite coat from last winter. discover $20. cha-chingggg.
Step two: go to spinning class. sweat enough to fill the Great Salt Lake. feel knobby-kneed.
Step three: attend ALL your classes. be rewarded with a cupcake in Spanish 211.
Step four: be asked out by cute boy. feel knobby-kneed.
Step five: go on a run. enjoy the leaves crunching beneath worn-out tennies.
Step six: take a bath. a long, hot one. be envied by all roommates.
Step seven: watch crime shows in lieu of writing essay. feel no guilt.
There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way.Christopher Morley
How I love college.