if siri were your friend

she would tell you 

 paige hates the RB stairs with a passion after spinning :: paige creeps on cute older couples

paige does a lot of syntax :: paige is amused by BYU  :: paige is disturbed by these creatures

paige doesn't discriminate :: paige has a new cat pal

paige likes daisies  ::  paige lost/found/lost/found her key this week ::  paige's relationship with the mailbox is mercurial
paige is a missionary supporter  :: paige's spanish homework is icky  :: paige thinks  mini-smores are the greatest

yes, that's what she would tell you.